OMFG my mom made me so mad so i covered my neck in ketchup and walked into her room with a knife in my hand and fell over and she called the police and they police showed up and put her in handcuffs and took her away OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY and none of that actually happened
I love myself
the fact that dragons dont exist in real life is fuckin bullshit
Excuse me, have you not read Harry Potter? The Ministry of Magic has to keep them under control and away from the eyes of Muggles. Bet you’ve seen one and had your memory erased.
I think what really sucks is that you’re a Muggle. :/
oh my godddddddd shut up
red bull is made of 98% bull sperm
pass it on
I prefer Ellen to be dancing across my bed, thanks.
Who doesn’t want Ellen dancing across their blog?
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